Friday, March 5, 2010

Bachelorette Birthday Blowout: I Dare Ya

One thing you should know about me is I'm not afraid to make a fool of myself in front of an audience. I LOVE karaoke even though I really can't sing. I'll volunteer to go up on stage and do something silly. I just generally do not care. Before college I was pretty shy, but once I met BM Despina she brought out the "fun" Emily. You could also call this "attention whore" Emily. I'll take either.

The part of the night I was really looking forward to was doing "bachelorette dares." The girls gave me a coupon book with 10 dares. I looked through all of them and announced that I would do anything in the book. The girls only took me up on that offer twice! Seriously, I was prepared (and excited for) some seriously embarrassing moments, but alas, the girls were having too much fun dancing and (let's get serious) drinking.

The first dare instructed me to "straddle a chair, wave your hands around, and yell 'YEE HAW'." Alrighty then!

My biggest concern was people seeing my hoo-ha/Spanx. 
Probably should have thought this one through a bit more.

Clearly I've done this once or twice before. 
Because I'm a cowgirl, ya know.

"Oh boy...what have I done?"

Good times. The next dare was only witnessed by one BM (jokester Helen. Remember her?) The dare read, "Sit next to a random guy, take your bra off, wave it around, then put it back on and walk away." Of course I was wearing the most plain and un-sexy bra that night. But I'm a good bride and I do as I'm told. Only one picture exists of this and it doesn't fully show you the act, but I'll post it anyway. (Truth be told I think Helen may have been a wee bit intoxicated. I know she reads this so...Hi, Helen!)

See the un-sexiness of my bra? 
Also note that the guy has no interest in what I'm doing.

I couldn't figure out a way to put my bra back on without flashing the entire bar, so I opted to complete the dare in the bathroom.

Now, in case you're wondering, yes Josh has seen every single one of these pictures and no, he doesn't care what I do. I really am lucky to have a guy who is completely understanding of my outgoing personality. I certainly don't plan on changing anytime soon.

Up next, the chaos of calling it a night.


  1. I can;t believe that guy was so oblivious to what you here doing! hehehe

  2. OMG is all I can say. You really are crazy. Oh well, it was the guy's loss i'm sure.

  3. 2 things - 1, I don't really imagine to the traditional bach party and 2, I usually don't enjoy seeing tons of photos of ppl I don't know in one post.
    Except this series of recaps has me smiling like none other! Seriously, this feels exactly like a crazy night with one of my girlfriends. love it!

  4. Ohhhh my gosh I can't believe you did that! Freaking hilarious!