See, I live in Cleveland. If you know anything about Cleveland, you know that it's friggin' COLD here pretty much 7 months out of the year. It's snowy and icey and all-around miserable. So right now I'm fantasizing about the trip we'll begin the morning after our wedding. Our first trip as husband and wife. OMGIMSOEXCITED!!!
Now, I'd love nothing more than to tell you where we're going. It would give me so much pleasure to rattle off the name of the resort and tell you what activities we're planning on doing while we're there. But I can't.
WAIT! Before you head for the comments and call me a meany-face, let me explain: I don't actually know where we're going. Not because it's not planned. Oh no, it's planned, alright. The thing is, I had nothing to do with the planning. Josh did it all by himself and he's keeping it a surprise until we leave!!
At first this made me a little, um, nervous? Anxious? Sick to my stomach? Panic attack-y? I couldn't believe I agreed to let him plan the whole thing alone. But once I started thinking about it, it made sense. Planning vacations is my crack. Reading reviews and researching the best deals can occupy me for
hours days weeks. Because I know this about myself (I'm incredibly self-aware. It's a gift.) I knew that I could very well go crazy planning this honeymoon. And honestly, I don't need to add "honeymoon planning" to the list of sh*t I have to do for this wedding. So he planned it all and has kept me almost completely in the dark. All I have to do is pack and say "I do!"
Here are the things I do know:
Climate: Hot (duh)
Resort Type: All-inclusive (Actually, I know it's a Sandal's resort.)
Possible Islands: Antigua, Jamaica, St. Lucia
Ok, so maybe I know a liiiitle bit. But not enough for my taste. I want to know what the room looks like. I want to know what restaurants we get to choose from. And damn it, I want to know how close we are to the pool!
Therein lies the problem: I'm a peeker. I know where he keeps all the info about our honeymoon. I WANNA PEEEEEEK!! And I need you all to stop me.
So in the comments please tell me how disappointed Josh would be if he knew that I found out. Make me feel guilty for even thinking such thoughts. And please, tell me where you're going so I can be excited with you!!